Loser

Someone who is 32 and still lives with their parents. Does nothing but bitch about life and treats their parents like shit and is to lazy to work. Has no friends and no girlfriend and is the black sheep in the family. Usually has to pay for sex because they can't attract women because of their shitty attitude.

Mike sucks at life and he lives with his mom and dad because he hates working. The only reason why he is not a virgin is because he paid a prostitute to have sex with him. He is a loser at life!

by Seth Martin Dresser September 27, 2018

Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son

that crazy person who think they all that smart junk

{in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.

by aCt!!On JaCkSoN January 3, 2008

losercore

Paul Donhauser

"Mapquest.. That rhymes with Matt Pless!"

by Trista December 31, 2003

loserfish

big fat loser meany head butt face

Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time blub blub (must be included!)

by Shelly Stewart July 25, 2008

loser squared

Someone who tries to lose and fails.

"Trump entered the election to lose and get exposure for himself, figuring he and everyone involved were losers. He was wrong then, right?"

"No, he was just a loser squared. He lost at losing."

by Catty McGee January 6, 2018

Loserrific

(Adj.) lu-zer-RIF-ik Someone who fails at life so profoundly that it's amazing or terrific how good they are at being a loser.

Your boyfriend doesn't have a job, can't hold a conversation, AND he cheated on you? He's loserrific

by tmofchaosnco August 6, 2012

loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr

It's loser... with a lot of 'r's.

Mean girl: "hah! look at that lonely boy over there".
Boy: "what?"
Mean girl: "never mind, you are to much of a loser to understand. You loserrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

by MatIsACAT May 27, 2019