lemon squeazer

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly

OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer

by portugee February 13, 2008

lemon

If a person is a lemon it means they ar ea lesbian

My sister is a lemon she kisses her best mate

by 2 girls February 11, 2003

lemon tuna mouth

When you have sex with someone's mouth, put some tuna in there to get it to smell like a proper pussy and squirt in a bit of lemon to get them to pucker up nice and tight.

Pegwole is one sweet lemon tuna mouth, that he is.

by danns March 3, 2010

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007

Lamonia

1. An illness that does not keep you from going out

2. The illness that is blamed when a party is not very exciting

1. TJ was not his lively self tonight. He must have been suffering from lamonia

2. I’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia

by laurick October 5, 2011

Lemon Face

The face made when you are pissed to the point where you look like you just sucked a lemon dry.

The act of scrunching your face to the point where it is so ugly that your body counter acts it with pain.

Me: aye, you better chill out.
You: Why?,

Me: Bruh, that dude got a lemon face! He ain't playin.
You: Oh, shit RUN!!

#2.
Me: DAMN! whats that smell?!?!
you: SHIT!!! LEMON FACE!!

by Mickey McSlop February 27, 2010

Lamonte

The nice person you can met cute sweet and sexy smooth with the ladies and funny and quiet and stay to his self and caring about people he love and got a big dick

Lamonte

by Lamonte May 5, 2019