Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman

That Pedo is a Lanky Knob

by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024

Knob fishing

When a girl asks for dick pics in return for her nudes but, instead does not send her nudes.

Chloe is knob fishing.
She is a knob fisher

by Tman654 December 21, 2018

knob

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow

oh what a surprise. Mark's being a knob again.

by Weeeena May 29, 2018

Polishing the knob

Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower

Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.

by Medidichi February 9, 2021

Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find

Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today

by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013

National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16

Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?

by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019