Jordan 

an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice

Jordan is a hoe

Jordan by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020

Jordan 

Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.

Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.

Jordan by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020

Jordan Day 

Jordan day is a day on June 3rd where we represent all the Jordan's out there. it is for the loved Jordan's. we all love a Jordan:)

Someone: "Did you know its Jordan day?"
Me: "Omg it is?! I have to post and tag a jordan"

Jordan Day by llamagirly243 June 3, 2020

Jordan'd

To be romantically rejected by a hand gesture of a "thumbs down", most commonly used in VR Chat.

I asked her out on a date in VRC, and she totally Jordan'd me with her full body tracking.

Jordan'd by Whimsiez June 13, 2022

Full Jordan 

The Full Jordan refers to the act of butt sex from male to female. This is for the girls who say they hate it, but secretly love it from the backdoor.

Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."

OR

Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."

Full Jordan by Ben Dover, Esquire January 18, 2011

sarah jordan 

Bad ass women definitely a surviver, super funny and has a strange sense of humor... she is a selfless server.

Sarah Jordan is amazing.

sarah jordan by Sarah Gilbert December 18, 2016

National beat Jordan day 

On February 4th beat Jordan’s ass watch out Jordan I pray for you

Omg Becky it’s national beat Jordan day lets kick Jordan’s ass

National beat Jordan day by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019