jonas

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jonas is a gay ass faggot

by jonas is gay February 18, 2020

jonas

not very gifted. short cock. he shows his dick on younow.

"what the fuck are you doing Jonas, what t
he fuck?

by alessboss August 23, 2016

jonas brothers

the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.

JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :

by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008

Joash

Someone who can\'t spell the name Josh properly.

Dat kid is a joash isnt he?

by jed8438457 November 1, 2007

kevin jonas

the least popular jonas brother. everyone is sure he is a fag. he straightens and perms and curls the crap out of his hair and one day it will explode. he tries to act like his younger more popular brothers, but all in all, he is a fail.

girl 1: isn't there a third jonas brother? kevin jonas? i forgot?

girl 2 : WHAT! i thought he was a rodey

by Xd4n137x0rx October 16, 2008

Jonathan Bradford Wright

my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P

Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*

by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008

jonas sidecar

The jonas sidecar is a sexual act, which technically maintains everyone's virginity promises. With a ring on his left ring finger, a guy promise-ring-fingers a girl and masturbates with their right hand. The guy ejaculates onto the bed next to the girl (sidecarring her). The act is completed by offering the girl gas money in the following manner: "I've only got a 5 and a 20. Do you have change for a 5?"

did you hear he jonas sidecarred that girl from the bar last night?

by gaper27 January 25, 2010