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abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back
her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz
by trashy ashley October 3, 2020
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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth
by kopask January 18, 2015
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Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."
by adem g September 8, 2013
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Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"
by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020
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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey
by Staklar September 22, 2020
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jizz shivers

johnny found a great video on pornhub, and proceeded to beat to it. After finishing, he got the jizz shivers, along with a little guilt as well.
by YOHOMI33S December 22, 2013
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