Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

Jewish Nose Ring

When you take the foreskin of someone and use it as a nose peircing

i just went to my nephews bris and got ajewish nose ring

by Jess223 April 30, 2025

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025

Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured

Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!

by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025

Jewish Turtleneck

Neck brace

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”

by TaeBigg June 16, 2025

jerushia

the most sexiest woman alive- not a particularly good dancer but can art and craft something up in the span of a second. extremely funny and sometimes uses her gaslighting techniques to play with kids of her same intellectual level. never lose a jerushia (or a bet with jerushia) - she will haunt you down and possess you.

“OHH IS THAT JERUSHIA YEAHHHHHHH!!!”

by jerushiafanpage June 21, 2025