unfunny james

A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.

Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.

Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

James Morris

A nice, sexy man with a large ass cock.

You are a James Morris.

by TylerM February 12, 2019

James Bundock

James Bundock is a parkour legend who has been known to run up walls and jump incredible distances. He also cannot die.
He is the man the moth the legend. Beware the Bundock

Did you see James Bundock climb that wall last night? He's a moth!

by An Anonymous Geezer August 28, 2017

James acaster

HOT

I can't be assed to use this in a sentence James acaster

by Deez nuts in yo mum June 24, 2021

James Phelps

a hot cinnamon roll

admirer n.1: "Oh my god, look at James Phelps. He is so cute."
admirer n.2: "Cute and hot for sure. 😏"
admirer n.1: "James is a hot cinnamon roll."

by justtessa19 July 7, 2021

Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle April 19, 2018

lebomb james

The best Muslim basket player

Lebomb James always wears a backpack when playing basketball

by Hasansdk November 25, 2021