Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

Burrito Man

The owner of a beefy little penis

Have you seen Jamie’s chode, he’s quite the Burrito Man

by Skindle September 15, 2023

Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

Burrito

The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.

Ari: You know Burrito’s
Emily: yeah...
Ari: They’re goddamn terrible
Emily: I agree highly

by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020

Deallos burritos

A phrase that is said when agreeing.

“Hey I’m gonna make some homemade tacos for dinner, okay?”
“Deallos burritos!”

by TALINA Bunnyy January 17, 2020

Frito Burrito

When you eat your girl’s pussy after eating some Fritos.

George loves himself some frito burrito, and so does his girl!

by Ohdear January 29, 2020

Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.

Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.

by Hiromeka April 7, 2020