Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

by Eva T March 13, 2022

human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.

"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."

by humanbunkbed May 11, 2010

Full as a bed tick

Belly full up

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick

by Mr Bute April 05, 2019

shared a single bed

A euphemism for sex

Ella and I ‘shared a single bed’ last night, if you know what I mean ;)

by aaaa18 October 08, 2018

Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.

Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today

by woahah November 04, 2019

Gay before bed

The act of masturbating before bed, 'gay' referring guys playing with their PENIS etc.

Made famous by Ultimate Force, an English TV show about the SAS in which Cpl Ricky Man has an inside joke with Cpl Louis Hoffman - he generally follows it with 'they love it, they do, they love it'

well this is a paraphrase of 1 scene from Ultimate Force...

Cpl Ricky Mann walks in camera shot carrying Vaseline

Ricky: Here, this should work on the C4 detonators, and get you through a couple of games of Gay Before Bed"

Cpl Louis Hoffman: *smirks immaturely*

by OMFGROFLOLMFAOWTFBBQ March 18, 2010

bunk beds

a bed that emily is going to build, and her and griffen will share one.

emily builds amazing bunk beds.

by ofdjgsjlkgsdkg March 09, 2009