"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

Girls who hold 4 fingers up

are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.

Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic

“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”

by ashlations September 25, 2022

national hold hands day

april 17 & 18 hold hands with your boy best friend if you’re a girl. if you’re a boy hold hands with your girl best friend. if your a circle hold hands with a square idk

“hey didn’t you hear? it’s national hold hands day”

by masterflex3000 April 16, 2019

Slack hold

The act of holding your penis with the intent to masturbate.

I was sitting on the toilet with a slack hold and then I got walked in on

by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020

Hold my beef

A term which means to take charge and control of another meme lords disagreements with others.

"Bitch hold my beef, I've had enough!"

by MemeLord17 June 27, 2017

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022