hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution

I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.

I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!

by Dr Texas June 8, 2015

Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

Eco-Hipster

A hipster with an obsessive predisposition toward local and organic foods, ideologies, and practices.

Person #1: "Why'd Courtney stop showering every day?"
Person #2: "Same reason Kelsey is now washing her hair with baking soda... they've gone eco-hipster!"

by chill90 November 2, 2011

hipster

A "hipster" is what "hipsters" call other "hipsters" to detract attention away from their own "hipsterness." A "hipster" was once the word du jour for cool and hip people, but now that its uncool and unhip to be hip and cool, it's what unhip and uncool hip cool people call other hip cool people so that we might not be confused with hip cool people. Cause that would be unhip. Dig?

"Hipsters suck." -- Chuck Klostermann.
"I can't stand hipsters." -- Zach Braff
"I just wish this whole hipster subculture would die." -- Wes Anderson

by Dustin Rowles December 15, 2008

hamster flew off the wheel

When an employee is stressed out and pushed to the breaking point and starts screaming loudly and uncontrollably, it is said their hamster flew off the exercise wheel such as is found in a hamster's cage. Frequently happens to employees at "the new AT&T"

"After being yelled at by Quita all day, Rosa's hamster flew off the wheel!"

by The Metric Groper April 26, 2008

hamsterdick

An insult towards one who has a tiny dick. May also talk big on the internet and fap to porn 100000x a day.

1. I bet he has a hamsterdick.

2. Bob: I have a big penis.
Joe: You hamsterdick.

3.My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!

by Raisou September 2, 2009