Governor I'd Like to Fuck. Entered common usage the morning of August 29, 2008 with John McCain's selection of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.
"Sarah Palin is a total GILF!"
by Sportin' Life October 17, 2008
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One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009
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The hilariously secrative way of pretty much meaning "boyfriend". "Girlfrined" is a word most guys would say to cover up the word "Boyfriend" and the guy is most likely queer, gay, a fag, etc.
by Retwiler February 13, 2010
Get the girlfrined mug.- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
by dirtydog October 10, 2003
Get the girlfriend mug.A female who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a woman who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong!
Girlfriend;
"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!
"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!
by intoxicating March 2, 2009
Get the Girlfriend mug.Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-
*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!
by BBWolf September 2, 2006
Get the girlfriend mug.My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022
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