by Open May 12, 2014
Get the grease mug.When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.
There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!
by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019
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Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021
Get the Grease Monkey mug."yeah I spent some money on Genshin Impact, how much? $1723946, i didnt want to spend much on the Hutao banner
by derrick fan October 24, 2022
Get the Genshin Impact mug.Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
by puke16 June 1, 2010
Get the Douche Grease Lard mug.A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.
Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”
Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021
Get the Greasemonkey#346 mug.Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
Alternatively, the game is called the following:
No Father Figure Simulator
Twitter: When the Anime is Game
Touch Some Fucking Grass - Anime Edition
Failed Attempt to Post Hentai In China
botw clone
And of course,
Down Bad Simulator
This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.
This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.
Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.
Are they slightly better than the Dream community?
I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.
Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.
Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?
Fapping. Of course.
'Bro, you play Genshin? Sorry, I meant No Father Figure Simulator. CRINGE.'
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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
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''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
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'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"
'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'
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''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''
"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"
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'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'
"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."
'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'
-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
by corruptphoton May 8, 2022
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