Cold, Goth Truth

1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama

2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).

3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future

lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal

person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..

lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....

person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.

lame person: huh? what'd you say?

person...: huh? what?

by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009

GOTH GIRL SANDWICH

The art of double fucking a gothic obsessed slut. One cock in her mouth or cunt hole and one cock in her anal cavity.

Rob and Don gave the bitch dressed in black a GOTH GIRL SANDWICH

by Sream'in Gypsy March 26, 2005

goth-wannabe

Wants and tries to be a goth, but really isnt

An example of one often wears black, stereotypically 'goth' clothes, but their personality it perky/happy/optimistic/just NOT goth.

by Nothing Chen April 19, 2005

Amon Goeth

Amon Goeth was known as Hitler's Nazi Butcher, Amon Goeth (or Goth when you are l337 enuff to put the little cymbols above the o) Ran a forced labour camp in WWII. For fun he would shoot jewish children from his balcony witha sniper rifle. He ordered the liquidation of the Kackrow ghetto and the killing of over 10,000 jews. He then got Hanged. See a pretty version of him in Shindlers List

"Vere are zee children... ahh zere zey are...BANG! MUHAHA I AM ZEE LEET NAZI BUTCHER AMON GOETH!!"

by MephistosMinion November 2, 2005

Indi-goth

usually a hindu that has decided to become different by becoming goth.

The Indi-goth was killed for wearing to much black.

by Rosgarroth91 January 28, 2006

Goth

A clique that was created in the eighties. A Goth is a person who’s similar to an Emo, but less “Whiny”. The whole Goth culture surrounds the concept of being “unique” (against conformity) and hating the mainstream. These people are highly hypocritical in the sense that they claim to go against conformity yet conform to the Goth lifestyle. Due to the overwhelming amount of depressed teenagers in the world, being Gothic no longer goes against the mainstream. They have become part of the mainstream society and thus must conform to become a Goth.

"Goth's need to learn to shut up and try fixing their problems instead of whining about them"

by MichaelO. June 1, 2005

oh my goth

a person with a lisp trying to say 'oh my gosh!'

oh my goth thothe pant-ths are tho thethy =

by ekv November 6, 2007