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Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.
by Shrel-El April 6, 2024
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goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.
Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon
by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023
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Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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Tuan on Ahn Goon

When a vietnamese boy named Tuan goons on a vietnamese girl named Ahn.
Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!

Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
by Dudldamm February 2, 2025
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