german shortz

when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom

german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.

Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.

by crustacean July 17, 2009

german charlie horse

the act of punching someone in the leg, but not with a fist, with a dick.

i just gave your mom a german charlie horse

by yo mamas tits. December 6, 2009

German

A Mexican name, he is the most sweetest and cutest guy ever, very funny, very trustworthy and cool, has awesome dark, brown, redish hair cares for family and friends, has the biggest dick, he's very romantic, master of numerous sex positions, best in bed, likes to cuddle a lot

Have you meet German before? Yeah he's an awesome guy

by Jburton March 9, 2015

German Pancake

The absolute worst, most perverse, lude sex act known to man.

see also, The Aristocrats

Truman: The only way to describe that Tiajuana weekend... German Pancake!
Seabass: That's fuckin gross!

by EliteCAT September 21, 2006

german chocolate poundcake

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

by smashedflat December 16, 2007

German Tan

When a german man/woman shits on their lover, then smothers it round there body.

"WTF you doin!"
"german tan baby, you know you like it"

by do;ngdngdnifdaadgoijp June 22, 2008