two finger la-la

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, curving them upward behind the clitoris until the orange peel is found, then massaging the orange peel while simultaneously stimulating the woman's clitoris with the tongue as if you were saying "la-la" over and over.

Whoa man, CDX totally gave the psycho chick the two finger la-la and she squirted all over his face!

by N2FNU July 25, 2011

finger wave

Originally, a women's hair style in the late 1930's and early 1040's, characterized by a series of ridges as though a hand with spread fingers was placed on the hair and then the fingers closed.

The slang definition of the term, initially attributed to the military, was used for a prostate examination as described above.

Be sure the proctologist doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he gives you a finger wave.

by Don Howard April 12, 2007

finger of death

A Dungeons and Dragons spell. Finger of death is a spell wizards and sorcerers can learn and cast as a level 6 spell and druids can cast a level 7 spell. It is cast on one living target, which has to make a fortitude saving throw or die immediately. Targets which make a successful fortitude save take 3d6 points of damage plus 1 point per level of the caster, up to 3d6 + 25. A target with a sufficiently low amount of hit points can die even if a successful fortitude save is made.

I'm having a lucky streak: the most difficult creature I encounter between resting periods always fails its fortitude save when I give it the finger of death :D

by Theos April 26, 2007

Finger Plough

A term used to describe the insertion of fingers in the Vagina or Anus. Also known as Fingering

Guy1: Dude what were you doing with her on that couch??

Guy2: Finger Ploughing dude

Guy1: Sweet, anything else?

Guy2: Nah, she wouldn't let me fully plough.

Guy1: Shame

by irplough October 29, 2010

fungera

a finger

"my fungera is frozen"

by nigfanigna February 4, 2014

finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

by wake & bake October 24, 2008

finger fighter

A person who wants to fight you on the internet. Whether it be in a chat room or by blogging. Always threaten the use of physical violence.

Looks like a finger fighter joined the room and they want to beat my ass.

by MOCOshowNO March 4, 2009