fake punk

Fake punk is a poppy, watered down version of punk rock. Ramones would be classified more accurately as a sort of proto-punk group, with the Sex Pistols and Dead Kennedys being prime examples of REAL punk. Fake punk sounds too clean, neat, and overproduced. The singing is typically whiny and pre-pubescent. The songs are generally sickeningly melodic and the lyrics are trite. At it's worst, fake punk is a bunch of teenagers clad in Hot Topic singing about their girlfriend's, at it's most tolerable (yet still unbearable) fake punk features pseudo-political lyrics written obviously by someone who took a "social issues" class in highschool.

The people of fake punk rock, the fake punks themselves, make it more than obvious that they put alot of thought and effort into conforming to a certain standard, and totally contradict their supposed belief in non-conformity by wearing a uniform. Arguably, even "real punks" with mohawks and homemade clothes are still fake, because they too are trying to conform despite their supposed non-conformist lifestyle. In the purest form, a true blue punk would walk around wearing a tshirt and jeans or sweat pants or WHATEVER because the essence of the punk aesthetic is not giving a FUCK about what you look like or what other people think. Thus a true punk appreciates everything about punk rock and doesn't waste his time getting dressed up in a costume to be cool.

NOFX and Good Charlotte are both fake punk.

by rev. anthony, of universal life April 5, 2008

crotch flakes

dandruff found in and around the genitals.

It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?

by phunkiest January 10, 2009

fakeationship

A fake realtionship

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.

by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009

fake edge

Aside from definition 1, it is also kids who call themselves straight edge while they are underage and then plan to drink when they are older.

Real edger: Hey man, what are you doing? I thought you were straight edge?

Fake edge kid: I was, but now I'm old enough to drink.

Real edger: Straight edge is true till death.

Fake edge kid: But i wanna drink...

Real edger: fine, but you never were really straight edge.

by PFtilldeath November 7, 2009

fake "lol"

That lol you put to lighten up something you really mean

facebook chat
-Hey...? or not
--sorry i was eating omg calm down
-okay im sorry i didnt know LOL<-(fake "lol")

by Kimosabe916 January 7, 2011

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Fake

A person that does not have a ounce of realness in there body. A fake person usually calls other people 'fake' although that is not true.

Tony: "Hey man, why are you so fake all the time?"
Eric: "I'm not the fake one man, I'm real. I am too real, I don't even know how to spell fake."

Tony is the 'fake.'

by British Logger April 30, 2011