feed

A type of computer head implant that "feeds" the user advertisements, entertainment, etc. From the book "Feed" by M.T. Anderson

My feed is like so meg brag, unit!

by jooleeay September 1, 2004

Feed the geese

Giving whores free Cocaine for absolutely no reason.

Misael loves to feed the geese after college parties.

by Zombo4Life February 19, 2019

mini-feed

a feature of facebook that was introduced in fall 2006. the mini-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile, so everyone knows what that person has been up to. actions include wall posts, status updates, uploading photos, being tagged in a picture, relationship status updates, etc. works in combination with the news-feed for ultimate stalkage.

"did you hear about shelby and chris breaking up?"
"yeah, she didn't tell me, but i read it on her mini-feed."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

fecency

noun FEE-sen-see

the compulsion to clean up after yourself when you've seriously ruined a public toilet for the next guy.

You wish people had more of this if you're forced to use any toilet visited by more than five different people in a day, because most of them have no fecency and don't care what kind of mess they leave behind.

"In an act of fecency, he used a wad of toilet paper to clean the shit-splatter he'd left all over the gas station's one public toilet."

by driptah September 9, 2009

Facedowner

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.

I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.

by English Geek March 15, 2010

Feed Em' The Beef

Feed Em' The Beef is another way of saying: "Make Them Suck Your Dick". Is this instance "Beef" is referring to a Penis, which can also be called a man's "Meat", which is forcefully "Fed" to the person on the receiving end, hence: "Feed Em' The Beef"

Guy 1: Whats that bitches problem, always running his fucking mouth...

Guy 2: Feed Em' The Beef

by ~Angelus~ December 12, 2010

Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017