fat sue

a guaranteed, slightly overweight concubine usually done in the biblical sense after much drinking while totally ignoring her, then dragging her to do the nasty at 1:45AM. She must always be appreciative, and go away when deed is done!

Man, Bob grabbed fat Sue again last night. oh well, better than rosey palm! booty}

by Bob from catland January 8, 2012

Fat Shaggy

An overweight or obese dirty blonde man who has neglected to maintain his hair for an extended period of time, giving him a resemblance to a fat Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from the cartoon Scooby-Doo.

I forgot to get my hair cut and now I look like a fat shaggy.

by Haikon March 4, 2011

Break Fat

When somebody takes a giant shit after eating lots of corn and red food-coloring, blends it in a blender with Gorilla Glue, broken glass and wood chips, then packs it into a hypodermic needle and injects it into their body where the most fat is found, waits for 20 minutes and has a friend get a steel baseball bat and hit the said area as hard as possible in a single swing.

"Dude, I got so horny yesterday that me and Jill had to break fat!!"

by Ibrokefat October 4, 2011

Fat Kelly

A coworker so odious they never does their job and makes more work for everyone else but gets paid more than you. Typically is really fat, small minded, shops online during work hours, and leaves work before everyone else. Also they are really good at lying about being sick and abusing FMLA leave.

Damn, Marissa is such a fat kelly! She was on Facebook all day during work while I had to handle all the sales calls and deal with all the people she pissed off.

by Chedwardo June 4, 2018

Fat cock

Taehyung's Fat, large, massive, heavy and colossal cock.

- Taehyung always needs to hold Taeconda his BIG fat cock in check or it just springs out to say Hi to the world!

- Jungkook takes in his hole Taehyung's fat cock so well, it stretches out completely around that girthy long pole.

- RIP JUNGKUSSY, it always ends up gushing with Taehyung's heavy thick cum. He creampies his ass so well, it won't close anymore!!

- Jungkook is riding that fat cock everyday all day! His cunt hole is ready to take Monster Cocks all the time! Men Line Up for this twink!!

- "who is the bottom in taekook?"

"Surely not Taehyung? He is a DILF. Period. And it's just Massive, you know Taeconda"

"You're right, I bet Jungkook loves to be filled by that fat cock!"

by dictioNASTY September 29, 2022

fat tits

A woman who has large breasts, but the size of her breasts is due to the fact that she is overweight, not becuase she would be naturally busty.

Yeah, Kimberly got some big titties, but they fat tits man, you take a look at her stomach?

by Beemer December 30, 2008

Fat Rob

THE most dignified gangster outside of Detroit.
A true humanitarian; he shits rainbows, squats in alleys & pisses high octane fuel straight out of his baby strangler, into a flask to force feed the homeless brunch. Dreamweaver will have you thinking it's make-believe magic, but this is the real Canadian deal.
You will fall in love at first sight and will probably spend up to 13% of your youth trying to choke down the irreparable damage your ego will suffer by simply being in his presence for longer then 11-15 seconds.

A true blue musical Frankenstein & a real son of a gun.
If you are lucky enough to find Fat Rob, you should carry him proudly in your front middle pocket for life.

there can be no example, nor re-creation. Fat Rob is as much as Fat Rob isn't.

by R.D.K. February 10, 2010