fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.

>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.

"It's time for fart fest already?"

by ethelegg February 18, 2005

fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

by brothermike October 12, 2005

fart bubble

Experienced while sitting in a hot car, a smallish pocket of intestinal gas escaping your anus and rather than being released for all to enjoy, you enjoy it traveling in a civilized manner toward your gooch.

Shut up or I'll release this fart bubble of death.

by carpefishus January 10, 2009

Pussy Fart

A pussy fart is the expelling of air from the vagina after a particularly long and rigorous sex session. It is also known as "Vaginal Tourette's"

"Damn I was bangin her balls deep and when I pulled out she let loose with the biggest pussy fart I EVER heard!" "Daaaaang - that bitch got Vaginal Tourettes!!!"

by NJRichie December 15, 2013