Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 12, 2018

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave February 01, 2024

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 09, 2015

Aura Farming

Doing random acts for the sake of gaining aura. For example, Duke Dennis shaking skittles like dice before eating them. Another example is an unpopular girl purposefully taking photos with popular girls to boost her aura.

John: (to a fine ass girl) Lets get a picture together
Girl: I have too much aura for that
Mitch: stop aura farming John

by Beans chungus September 20, 2024

Aura Farming

AURA FARMING, the Act of going somewhere to 'post up' to gain Aura.

Example: Going to a popular place in a good outfit and looking good to gain attention to yourself just from doing

nothing.

Aura Farming
EX1: "Yo do you wanna go aura farm at the pool, heard there were hella girls there"

EX2: "Yo come with me to grab my food, and also so we can aura farm.":

by Thalassa Shirley February 06, 2025

Aura Farming

To climb up the park slide really loudly to announce your presence and assert your dominance.

Wow, my brother is so good at aura farming he scared the other kids from the park.

by Potatoes are good12345 June 22, 2025