School doodie

A piece of fecal matter or doodie made in school as opposed to home or some other place, generally it is left in the toilet for other students viewing.

Hey Matt did you see that school doodie in stall 5 today he could have done his doodie at home.

Marsha did you see all the school doodie in the bathroom today, I have to go earlier in the day or hold my doodie till I get home. I know that girl must have had corn for dinner last night.

by MattRat September 8, 2011

Cookie Dookie

A shit that lowkey be looking like a cookie, or could be a shit with small pieces of a cookie, (possibly whole or unchewed) in it

Person 1: How was your dump bro!
Person 2: Nice as hellllllll, it was a major cookie dookie!!!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 25, 2020

Dookie sheet

After participating in a sexual act with someone of the opposite sex, wait until he/she gets up to go to the bathroom. Very carefully fold the sheet from where he/she is laying and crap on the sheet. Take a spreading utensil and spread the dookie all over the sheet, and place it back how it was originally before he/she returns. They lift the sheet and get in, and pull the sheet of dookie over them.

"I got up after having sex with my husband last night, and when I returned and got in bed... he totally pulled a dookie sheet. He got me good."

"My Girlfriend and I had sex, and when I came back from the bathroom she dookie sheeted me. I got angry, then she reminded me that it was April fools day...and we've been married ever since!"

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006

Doobie

Nickname of a person who is absolutely amazing, has great humour and someone you will want to be friends with.

“Doobie is one of the best people i’ve met”

by Cursed Tae Doll April 9, 2019

dookie plug

to fuck someone in the ass

steve likes to be glenn's dookie plug

by mo October 19, 2003

Doogle

When one should keep one's mouth shut but doesn't.

"Wow, I totally doogled the shit out of that one"

by Jack Dawkins December 7, 2012

dookie

Any football helmet that has a facemask with a vertical bar right in between your eyes.

A: Did you hear what happened to John on equipment day?
B: Did he get shitty gear?
A: He got a dookie! hahahah

by imdoinme123 August 16, 2011