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Cum dumpster

That one homie who real jizz worthy and you just wanna dump all your cum on him.
Yo Wesley’s a real cum dumpster lately
by I dont be smellin peepee August 17, 2022
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cum dumpster

a persons whos only worth is bending over and dropping your seed in with no worry of implantation because their worth has already been proven, so unworthy that when you look at them you either laugh or cringe therefore they deserve to be treated as scum and only used and abused for fun
Ewww did you see him with that cum dumpster i hope she doesnt think she has a chance
by janruan August 21, 2022
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Cum Dumpster

A female with ambiguous moral values who were born on or after the year 1984. Cum Dumpsters are women and teenagers who allow their pussy or minge (UK or England) to be reamed and creampied in so much that causes a dystopian manifest of teenage and unwanted pregnancy of a biblical proportion that creates a pandemic of unwanted children. This beginning of the end is a new chapter of a male dominant sociopathic society similar to the book and movie called 1984.
Did you hear, Lisa got her minge torn up so much that she now smells just like a cum dumpster!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
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Jack Dempster

The sexiest man from Massachusetts who’s an upcoming pornstar signed by bang bros he also features on a tape with Ray J and Kim K.
Gerald: Have you guys seen Jack Dempster’s new tape with Lana Rhodes?

Ben: Yes it’s amazing!
by Kingcok7765 September 12, 2022
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cum dumpster

A person who is known for taking up cum, usually as an insult. Most cum dumpsters are dream super fans/stans.
"bruh Spicy Bun Pumpkin#6014 ur such a cum dumpster"
by truleef November 30, 2022
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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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Illinois dumpsterfire

When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
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