Finger ding

To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.

Why do you have to finger ding all the donuts, just grab one.

by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

shing ding king

A person named Bruce who's the absolute party god and ofcourse the world renowned shing ding king.

We having a shing ding! with the one and only shing ding king! He's so awesome omg!!

by Petrotrax Spazzalon May 21, 2018

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.

"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"

by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014

Dinging

The act of dropping stones or heavy objects down onto vehicles from above, like assholes. Which is considered a "prank" but is technically attempted murder, because this can obviously kill people (it has, and it's sad, very sad)

Those kids like to go Dinging, but if you see them call the police, before they kill someone!

by Beauty Of Mesozoic October 3, 2025

Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.

"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.

by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024