Ding ring

A really dumb person. Or a ring that goes on your butthole

Guy: your such a ding ring

Friend: wtf is a ding ring
Guy: it’s a ring for your butthole

by Cute couples21 November 14, 2019

But ding

Someone who makes your brain hurt when you talk to them for too long

This but dings doing my head in proper reminds me of mark craven

by Mc54 rav October 17, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

by dodgeystyle June 20, 2022

Ding-whopper

Another word for a penis

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a ding-whopper.

by Tay Meadows July 07, 2019

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 January 22, 2012

CHING ALING DING

This word is used for when an asian is at your door

"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"

by IsntJamesButAlsoJames November 09, 2021