The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

son of a diddly

a non vulgar non offensive alterative to son of a bitch when using son of a bitch is inappropriate

i burned breakfast and smoked up the house son of a diddly

i left my shoes on the bus son of a diddly

by bluebear May 11, 2024

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

son of a diddly

son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate

my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly

by bluebear April 2, 2024

squigly diggly dop diddle

Weird, sussy, skibidi

that's really squigly diggly dop diddle.

by mr belding April 8, 2024

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

A squirrel movement

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025

Sizzle Your Diddle

Sizzle Your Diddle means to go tell someone to sizzle their diddle on a frying pan like sizzling a sausage

Person 1: Go Sizzle Your Diddle
Person 2: No! How About You

by Idkmangfioys March 22, 2025