Crusty

The stage after being salty

Ororo has been soo crusty.

by TheKid!$? May 29, 2016

crusty's

crusty's come's from the ass crack the stick to ya jocks.

doing a sloppy fart and it becomes hard and u have stained jocks and it dont feel good.

by SaiNt_SaRaCeN November 16, 2003

crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?

Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!

by ham s-wich February 19, 2021

crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.

I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.

by John Chapman June 1, 2007

crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.

A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013