crotch bat

Urban legend. A domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. Doubles as a chastity device and rape deterrent.
I was going to take advantage of the passed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.
by NeoProg June 13, 2010
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Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.
Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".
by Timothy Keith Metz May 19, 2006
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crotch rocket

1. (noun) A motorcycle falling under the class: "sport bike". Traditionally used in motorcycle racing because of their high performance, crotch rockets are instantly recognizable due to the fact that the engine is completely covered by the body of the bike, and the operator looks as though he is "riding a rocket". Visualize a person sitting horizontally on a rocket flying through the air, now imagine that rocket is slowly becoming a motorcycle, but the rider maintains that "rocket riding" position. Now stop using your imagination and you have the visual of a crotch rocket. They're fucking gay. Unless you are using them for racing, you should not be riding one.

Most likely the rider is a complete douchebag who spent too much money on some Japanese piece of shit so he can weave through busy traffic and piss people off. Basically the sole cause of the bad stigma attached to motorcyclists, because of their disproportionally high accident rate and jackass driving habits.
"A Kawasaki Ninja is a crotch rocket."

"Dude I borrowed my buddy's crotch rocket to go to _____________ last week, I went 300 miles in two hours down the interstate. Good thing I didn't hit a rock on the road. Did I mention I cut off at least sixty people and caused three accidents in my wake?"
by dougdougdoug August 18, 2007
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crotch gusset

a part on dance pants,at the crotch area.quite fasionable.also quite fun to show off.good pick up line.
wanna see my crotch gusset?*spreads legs*
by randy May 17, 2004
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crotch rocket

Bike to fast for fag ass harley riders and buick drivers. Picks up to much ass. Not heavy enough to support your fat ass date that you picked up at your family reunion, and has no place to mount a SISSY bar.
Sissy bar. Who's the fag?
by drunk rider February 11, 2004
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crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!
"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"
by Kristy January 17, 2004
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crotch rocket

I have a crotch rocket from looking at my sister
by des, AKA the jazz man January 06, 2007
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