Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023

crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.

she's got some crippled nipples

by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023

crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"

Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.

by falsefox April 7, 2023

Crippled Laugh

When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.

Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?

by A Really Normal Person April 18, 2023

Crimpus

Crimpus is the physical manifestation of pain and suffering on earth. 1 day no Crimpus means that you will go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Two weeks no Crimpus means you will be dissected like a fish.

I barely slept last night. The Crimpus got me!

by CarbonConsumer25 July 11, 2023

crip

Noun/Adjective/Verb

A derogatory term for someone that's whack/stupid. Derived from the word cripple.

If you get called a crip you probably did something that even a guy in a wheelchair could do better.

Jimmy got 0/50 on the english test, what a fucking crip.

Tom displays some crip tendencies.

I was cripping yesterday at the club, talked to 0 hoes.

by cripmaster July 16, 2023

Crimp

A word used to define a crippled imp. (Midget)

Ayo look it's a crimp

by Lilteabagger July 30, 2023