if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017
A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 26, 2014
The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
by Bl4ke September 29, 2017
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 15, 2018
A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.
by givesies February 22, 2018
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
by Peter long lasting June 22, 2010
Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
by Art Corr June 06, 2020