Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

easy cop

To buy something verry easily or ti dteal something verry easily

Javi: hey david did u finnese the new pair of jordans from jose
David:ofc i had to it was an easy cop

by Javier Sainz aka j dog aka October 23, 2017

Cop's Op

The cop's are just sexey

Cop's Op

by Cop's Op January 31, 2021

cop chop

A phrase used to tell someone to do something, while at the same time warn that the cops are nearby.

Guy 1: Dude, there's some fuzz up ahead! Hide the weed!
Guy 2: Flip a bitch! cop chop!

by TuckerTrash25 December 10, 2017

Amazon Cop

A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.

Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023