closet cusser

Very sweet , shy, quiet individual, but behind closed doors has the dirtiest mouth in history.

Oh my gosh, Amanda is such a sweet girl, but I am sure she is a closet cusser.

by Strippin Zorro January 18, 2016

Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.

“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”

by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023

Went in the closet

Means someone dressed nicely and their outfit is impressive(You have the drip)

"Boy you went in the closet today."

by DukeIsDead January 20, 2023

Ham closet

The snatch .

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..

by Ham closet October 7, 2021

Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.

Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.

by Grizzly Gaddis March 10, 2011

the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023

Closet Bunny

An ex that sends unsolicited masterbation videos from their closet to try and lure someone back into their narcissistic lair.

Got another video from closet bunny. Deleted!

by Hoslaya October 22, 2025