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Westboro Baptist Church

Even Bob and Larry would recommend you stay away from that homophobic hell.
Bob: Why is that onion preaching at me that I'll go to hell?

Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
by Maya Butreeks April 25, 2021
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Church

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”
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to leave church

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
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Green Church

You got any cable ties?

Nah, might have to duck down the Green Church. Need a new screwdriver anyway.
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Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.
I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven
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church

OMG Church is the BEST cat ever.
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Church

1) A franchise, money-making machine based on god's word, the Bible.

Religious cults like Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. each claim that god's word, which Bible is, belongs exclusively to them and their what they claim "god", when in reality re-ligious god is not different from an idol, material doll without any spiritual meaning. Word "religion" translated from Latin, literally means re-ligion, "upside down spirituality".

2) An institute of brainwashing and establishing control over the people. It's done by projecting slave-master relationship and strict power hierarchy, like god is ABOVE and people are his _slaves_. When in reality god is unknown. Unfathomable. He is NOT person or human-like. So it's not even "he". Somehow from this idea it's projected that even nominally government _serves_ the people, somehow government is corrupt and above people in reality, and that's totally fine, BECAUSE this is how GOD is.

That's why it's so important to support one-god religions and claim that religions with more than one god are outdated.
1) Example:
- Hey, I want to make some money off people's fear of their inadequacy media instills in them.
- Why don't you invest in a Church, this business is greatly supported by the government in any country as it supplements the propaganda.

2) Example:

- Hey, do you go to Church?
- Of course I do, it makes me feel good feeding my trauma-bond it constantly deepens making me feel guilty and forgiven by the government at the same time.
by Nikita1998 June 18, 2022
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