paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.

today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.

by fizarolii February 5, 2022

carpet rodeo

1980s slang for having sex on carpet, typically living room floor or bedroom.

Jill's parents weren't home Friday night, it was a real carpet rodeo.

by Txcwboy February 7, 2022

carpet muncher

lesbian who eats other woman out.

lexi is such a fucking carpet muncher

by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022

carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021

Cut the carpet

To die, in a similar vain as 'pop your clogs' etc

she cut the carpet yesterday

by Fadomonster3 January 30, 2021

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021

carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021