When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
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Get the cannon mug.“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”
“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”
“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”
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by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025
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An intimidating plumage
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When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
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