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cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.
1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.
by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017
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cancer cocktail

The drink created by mixing everything they have at a bar
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 17, 2016
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cancer cake

A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms
Fag 1:Dude try this cancer cake
Fag 2: NO
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016
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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.
lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer
by carcrashcorpse May 10, 2016
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Cancer

Best type of zodiac sign ever created
"i'm so glad i'm a Cancer and not a Capricorn"
by Unicorn_Queen\ May 3, 2018
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Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.
by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018
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cancer

illness that kills people, also used to swear
cancer, i i'll die because of cancer
by 030>010 January 21, 2018
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