muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. September 11, 2005

nutt butter

The shit that accumulates between a males scrotum and inner leg after a long day or a good workout.

Whoever falls asleep first gets nutt buttered!!

by missourimaniac February 14, 2005

ball butter

The cheese that develops on the tea bags on a hot day, while playing sports, or while having sexual intercourse.

I tea-bagged timmy the other day while he was passed out drunk & left a moist sheet of ball butter on his forehead.

by SUX2BU October 16, 2003

dodo butter

Ficial matter in a liquid state. usually poured on young woman by R.Kelly.

R.Kelly poured dodo butter all over that little girl.

by Society of American Definitions July 12, 2003

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

by nate March 28, 2005

butter face

A girl who, from far away, looks like a knockout. Upon closer examination, her face is in actuality so heinous that even if her body is bangin, it cannot overcome this massive deficiency.

Many Eastern European girls are butter faces.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

Pooch Butter

When peanut butter is used to lure a pet into licking ones gential area.

Dana gave her dog some fancy pink boots and treated herself to some pooch butter. (what a sick bitch)

by fido March 26, 2004