Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014

bum bugler

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.

- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"

by Mahoganay October 28, 2013

Bombay Bum

Typical Indian dude that is loud, drinks too much, speaks with Britney too often. and thinks he can play ball.

Man, look at the Bombay bums acting a fool again!

by Bamboobill August 7, 2016

Babe's Bum

Female version of the British "Builder's Bum", when a beautiful woman in hipsters crouches forward, accidently/deliberately showing her anal cleft. Similar to "Whale Tail", but irrespective of wearing a thong or g-string.

Look at that Babe's Bum.

by Pete Procastinator June 23, 2008

bum spit

A synonym for swill, bad, harsh or otherwise low-quality alcohol.

That vodka we had last night was bum spit! We should drink something of better quality next time because it gave me a wicked hangover.

by jsnyjnel February 7, 2008

Winter bum

A girls arse during the winter months, ie larger than in summer, something you can snuggle up against to keep you warm

Monica is growing herself a nice winter bum,

by Jason Kilorn July 19, 2007