sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

gnat bread

Smegma.

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Monkey Bread

A term from the South to describe how a once flat girl grew a phat ass and tits so quickly.

Damn!!! How Kat get so thick? Dawg she must be eatin that Monkey Bread.

by Richie182 March 22, 2010

Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.

My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.

by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

Raw Bread

Uncooked Toast

Hey Timmy, Would you like Raw Bread on your Turkey?

by Raw Bread December 22, 2014

duck bread

Spongy white bread fit only to be fed to ducks. Hence, by extension, white bread: boring, dull, uncool, in a particularly white, uptight way.

"See the way that guy dances? He's so duck bread."
"Totes"

by MrLanguagePerson December 31, 2006

corn bread

1. A food commonly eaten by big booty black bitches.

2. Ur ass cherry(virginity),

Yo Shanana pass the mothe fuckin cornbread you black greedy bitch.

O shit my corn bread just got stolen by buba the inmate after i dropped the soap. My ass will never be the same.

by Dan Junker March 31, 2003