Barneys

A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.

I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

barney

1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on

barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*

by J 0 K A January 23, 2005

Bone City

Refers to getting laid.

Hey man, I just took that girl to Bone City!

by Stibby June 15, 2008

bone in the closet

bone in the closet: a woman a man has fucked that he does not think about again, similar in meaning to a notch on the belt or bedpost.

"Girlfriend, stay away from that man. He's a playa and you ain't nothing to him but another bone in the closet."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2009

Barnes, Wisconsin

A piece of shit town where nobody lives. Has a total of about eleven bars, one cemetary, and four restaraunts. Population: Old people. Plenty of lakes to drown yourself in.

1.) Wow, there is nothing to do!

Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.

2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.

Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?

by Moofle. April 5, 2011

Barney Error

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by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

funny bone

1. A point on the elbow, knee or more commonly the ear where the ulnar nerve runs close to the surface and produces a sharp tingling sensation if knocked against the bone.

Anna sometimes knocks Gerry's ear accidentally but sometimes hits his funny bone which is somehow funny and hurty at the same time.

by tom26 October 12, 2013