A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

chocolate onion boil

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy

“girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

by Iheartbuffgurls July 14, 2025

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011

oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.

its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

by lushavape September 2, 2022