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boilk

Boilk is the noise you make when you wake up after being out on the piss the night before.

It's kind of like a burp except it's all wet and it consists of 99% alcohol fumes mixed with whatever fast food you scoffed like a pig on the way home, like a kebab or a battered sausage and chips.

It's better written down at the start of a blog entry. See example below
"*boilk*

Well, that was some crazy night"
by arseblogger September 21, 2006
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boilk

A female that, ten years ago, you might have told "Aren't you letting yourself go a little?"

But that was then and this is now - and all you can do is look on in mute horror

Can be used as noun and verb, usually with "out" in the verb form
Crikey! What a boilk!

I saw Heart at the Armory last year. Holy Cow! Ann Wilson had totally boilked out!
by GManIOM March 21, 2020
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Boiling denim

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.
Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?
by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020
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boiled goose

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.
Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.
by margoleilaman April 3, 2009
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BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill
My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!
by Phuqit August 28, 2008
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Ho Boiler

We left the bar at 3:00am and took Kook and Boom Boom back to the Ho Boiler for some late night partying.
by DatRoon March 2, 2011
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boiley

British Military slang for a boiled sweet in a ration pack.
Oh bugger. I've scoffed all me biscuits and now all I've got left is a boiley.
by Diangelis January 20, 2006
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