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Boilk is the noise you make when you wake up after being out on the piss the night before.

It's kind of like a burp except it's all wet and it consists of 99% alcohol fumes mixed with whatever fast food you scoffed like a pig on the way home, like a kebab or a battered sausage and chips.

It's better written down at the start of a blog entry. See example below

"*boilk*

Well, that was some crazy night"

boilk by arseblogger September 21, 2006

Words you can keep

boilk

A female that, ten years ago, you might have told "Aren't you letting yourself go a little?"

But that was then and this is now - and all you can do is look on in mute horror

Can be used as noun and verb, usually with "out" in the verb form

Crikey! What a boilk!

I saw Heart at the Armory last year. Holy Cow! Ann Wilson had totally boilked out!

boilk by GManIOM March 21, 2020

Related Words

boilk • boil • bilk • Boiled • boiler • Boilermaker • Boiler-Up • boiled egg • boiler room • boilermaker special

Boiling denim

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

boiled goose

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill

My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!

BILK by Phuqit August 28, 2008

Ho Boiler

A Hot Tub or Jacuzzi.

We left the bar at 3:00am and took Kook and Boom Boom back to the Ho Boiler for some late night partying.

Ho Boiler by DatRoon March 2, 2011

boiley

British Military slang for a boiled sweet in a ration pack.

Oh bugger. I've scoffed all me biscuits and now all I've got left is a boiley.

boiley by Diangelis January 20, 2006

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026