boilk 

Boilk is the noise you make when you wake up after being out on the piss the night before.

It's kind of like a burp except it's all wet and it consists of 99% alcohol fumes mixed with whatever fast food you scoffed like a pig on the way home, like a kebab or a battered sausage and chips.

It's better written down at the start of a blog entry. See example below

"*boilk*

Well, that was some crazy night"

boilk by arseblogger September 21, 2006

boilk 

A female that, ten years ago, you might have told "Aren't you letting yourself go a little?"

But that was then and this is now - and all you can do is look on in mute horror

Can be used as noun and verb, usually with "out" in the verb form

Crikey! What a boilk!

I saw Heart at the Armory last year. Holy Cow! Ann Wilson had totally boilked out!

boilk by GManIOM March 21, 2020

Boiling denim 

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

BILK

An acronym meaning: Bitch I'd Like to Kill

My ex-wife took me to the cleaners. What a BILK!

BILK by Phuqit August 28, 2008

Ho Boiler 

A Hot Tub or Jacuzzi.

We left the bar at 3:00am and took Kook and Boom Boom back to the Ho Boiler for some late night partying.

Ho Boiler by DatRoon March 2, 2011

boiley 

British Military slang for a boiled sweet in a ration pack.

Oh bugger. I've scoffed all me biscuits and now all I've got left is a boiley.

boiley by Diangelis January 20, 2006