The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 06, 2021

spanish blumpkin

two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.

me and me boy here performed a spanish blumpkin for the school play

by Farcical May 08, 2024

spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.

yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium

by Farcical April 21, 2024

Green Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin but she projectile vomits

Oww she gave me a green blumpkin

by Wowzer Zowzers! March 20, 2024

Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina

Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin

by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022

Explosive Blumpkin

Rory

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 24, 2025

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 18, 2021