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Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
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Bloody Mary

When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
I got revenge on Dirty Sanchz last night when I introduced him to Bloody Mary.
by Bloody karly March 24, 2009
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Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary is a song by Lady Gaga that never got popular enough to hit radio. The song is from the point of view of Mary Magdalene (a female follower of Jesus) and can be compared to Gaga's other hit song, Judas.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard that one song by Lady Gaga called Bloody Mary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it reminded me of Judas."
by Dan Trews November 27, 2011
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crusty bloody clown frown

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.
Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!
by laydo November 16, 2006
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bloody hell

bloody hell is a way of saying "HOLY SHIT GOD DAMMIT" or something of that sort without swearing and sounding cool at the same time.
"bloody hell, that looks brilliant"
by Haley March 29, 2004
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bloody danish

Some fucked up weird shit that some guy using the same nickname as me put up. Goddamn man, goddamn.
by Natas December 19, 2003
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bloody grecol

When you cover your penis in ketchup or other condiments and use it as a lubricant for any sexual act.

Also can work quite well in a hot dog bun.
I'm gonna bloody grecol you!
by Butterup2468 July 8, 2006
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