Asian Blindfold

A piece of Dental Floss.

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.

by The Puerto Rican Jew April 28, 2005

fuck me blind

1. For one to be confused or excited.

Well Fuck me blind I dont know who the hell that bitch was!!

by Hellish_Labyrinth April 2, 2005

Blind Brook High School

Unoriginality

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Alaskan Blindfold

When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.

"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?"
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."

"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."

by 1337man 69 February 16, 2009

barely blind

A sub-par, completely unoriginal "punk" band from Texas. Though they're somewhat talented musically, their music is extremely generic. Their primary fan base is teenage girls.

"OMG barely blind!!!! ahhhhh!!!" ~14 year old takes a picture with her phone~

by Deushia February 13, 2010

blind panda

When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away

"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"

by elbmirb April 15, 2008

blind side

When you come in a girl's eyes and then you dropkick her

"Dude i heard alex tdid the blind side to krystina!"
"Holy shit, no way!!!"
"Yeah he is such a badass!"

by laxative master May 4, 2010