birth bitch

A bitch at birth

She was a btich when she was. Born. Birth bitch

by Birth bitch August 15, 2016

Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.

Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"

by Brotogé September 7, 2016

Birthday Spice

Double it up!!!!

Can my alcoholic beverage have birthday spice please?

by Nikki.Ledbetter October 14, 2016

birthday potties

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.

For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.

by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017

birthdavoo

When one persons birthday is multiplied by the number of wives henry the eighth had (6). then divide by number of wives Donald trump had(3). then you add that number to 698005 and subtract 5,000,000. you now have someone who has a birthdavoo with you. mainly correlates between Carolina regions and new youk and usually the two people have the same nicknames. true fact.

Cletus from new York has a birthdavoo with Cletus from north Carolina

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 20, 2017

Birthday syndrome

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.

Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.

by QueenOfRain May 19, 2018

Birthdanal

The act of performing anal on your birthday, giving or receiving.

"I'm going to see Phoebe tonight and for my gift I'm gonna get to do birthdanal with her"

by NotJoab May 19, 2018