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dirty jelly beans

Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.

Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.

Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!

Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.

Another example:

Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”

Another one:

Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021
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Lean and Beans

Uncle who run the trap: Watchu want, I cant afford dinner, lets cook up something
Latrelle: Lean and Beans my fellow guac slime
by The First Chosen One April 21, 2021
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pesto pasta green beans

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.
Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.
by ihategreenbeans May 7, 2021
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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
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by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021
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Big Beans

Big beans, noun. Only used if you have a large balls sack.
Big Beaning, verb. The act of slapping your ball sack on a girls butthole.
Josh: You wanna hit that girl over there with the BIG BEANS?
Drew: I wish, but I only got pintos
by Qwzii March 13, 2016
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cum and beans

an exclaimation about cum and beans
"Shit. That asshole is like cum and beans!!"
by Sack Smack November 6, 2007
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Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.
Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.
by Oz April 2, 2005
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