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Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.
Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m
by Gringo87 February 15, 2023
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Bard

An alternative way of saying "for real" or a statement of agreement with someone.
Person 1: "Man, that chick is so hot!"
Person 2: "For real!"
Person 1: "For real? Don't you mean bard?"
by carolmoriarty April 1, 2023
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Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"
Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"
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Bakedthesevirgins

Quite a lovely and wonderful they just don't know it yet. Would give a big hug to and most of the time has very limited responses. A very nice and sort of intimidating individual! Can surprise you at times good or bad is to be decided by how you look at it.
"I love Glen Quagmire so much" -Bakedthesevirgins
by ChocolatteCookie April 15, 2023
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bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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Bard

Bard is when someone is trying to say that they’re telling the truth similar to the phrase “on god”
Me:”I met a really popular celebrity last week”
Friend:”no you didn’t stop lying”
Me:”bard I did”
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