Ham fucked

To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!

I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!

by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013

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baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

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HAM DANGLER

when you dangle your ham, which is your labia minora. It's like teabagging.

see beanbagging and teabagging and college kids

"That fucking bitch ass hoe was trying to get in on the teabag fest by danglin' her ham. That ham dangler ass bitch!!"

beanbagging

by ham DURGLER August 21, 2013

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Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"

"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"

by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022

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ham sanga

*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.

"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"

by John "Ham" Howard March 30, 2015

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